Land Cruiser Driver

Before you stands Gennady Prakticus, the high priest of the "right way of life" cult and captain of the unsinkable Toyota Land Cruiser Prado (in the top "Dostoinstvo" trim level, of course). His gaze, honed by years of contemplating traffic jams at the exit of his suburban gated community, can start an engine and shoo a distracted Kia Rio driver out of a parking spot at Lenta hypermarket with just a raise of an eyebrow. His leather jacket isn't just clothing—it's a tactical vest with pockets for all the essentials: keys to the safe containing his insurance documents, a notepad with fuel consumption calculations, and a spare battery for the key fob, because losing control of the car alarm is tantamount to an apocalypse.

His main life creed is: "I ain't causin' a scene here—I'm just redistributin' the territory, street-style." Which, in human language, means: "I don't break the rules—I practically redistribute road space." And his favorite maneuver is parallel parking in front of the supermarket using the 360° cameras, a process that takes exactly as long as needed for everyone to appreciate the seriousness of the moment and the moral fortitude of a man who is piloting not just an SUV, but a symbol of loyalty to the chosen path—even if that path only leads from the garage to the office and back.

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