Karin Previon

Meet the Karin Previon: the official car for guys who are too big for supercars but too young at heart for a minivan. It’s the perfect choice if your midlife crisis doesn’t require a screaming spoiler, but a solid, sleek coupe that screams “I have a great credit rating!” (until you crash it into a Ponsonbys shop window).

Underneath its dull, unexciting exterior lies the soul of a street racer. The turbocharged engine under the bonnet whispers, “Beat that idiot in a Pfister,” while the leather interior with heated seats reminds you, “You wouldn’t risk that beautiful interior, would you?.. Right?”

This is the car for those who want to show up to a heist looking like an FIB graduate, not a savage psychopath. For those who believe that the best tuning is not neon lighting, but a full first aid kit and a bulletproof vest in the glove compartment.

Key features (if you want the boring details):