DYOMing of the 21st century

The depths of my humble arrogance have grown so much that a damn DYOM textbook has emerged from it! I understand that your hand has already reached for the minus, but wait and listen to my ridiculous arguments.

Why would I even write it? There are a lot of sites that will sort everything out for you, a lot of videos on Youtube, a lot of articles ... and even on this site there are several tutorials ... And here's the thing.

If we take a quick look at the history of DYOM-making in Russia, we will see many ridiculous attempts on the first try (!) and in five minutes (!!!) to create a high-quality (!!!) project that absolutely everyone will like and earn a rating comparable to a global mod (even the rules of the site forbid me to put the proper number of exclamation marks here). Of course, adequate criticism of the average user does not suit such craftsmen. And in the end, everything leads to merciless holivar.

So what is missing? Conscience and the rules of decency were laid in their heads from childhood ... they should have been, anyway. And this is exactly the question the textbook answers!

If you are a beginner or DYOM fan and are passionate about doing quality projects that are sure to pay off with a bouquet of pluses, then this tutorial is designed especially for you! If you think that 21 pages of this meaningless work contains a purely subjective opinion, then you should know: the textbook was approved and edited by Himself Mefisto1234, a celestial from the ultra-right organization "DIOMERIC SECT NAMED AFTER ANGELA LONDON", known for his cult projects, which for a long time determined the currents among Russian DYOM-makers.

Useful links:
• Author Profile
• Russian DYOM community
• That same sect
• World of DYOM Wiki