This is a fictional story about famous characters of the lower internet. In it, the main character (Vanomas) lived his usual day, but something went wrong. Alas, but this DYOM, most likely, will be of little interest to people who do not know the local jokes presented here. But I, as the author, hope that people who know =base= will like it. Yes, and people who do not know her can also look at my creation, if only for the sake of interest. This DYOM was made for fun and irony, you shouldn't take it so seriously.
WARNING: - The audio files contain profanity; - There is a lot of music among the audio files, so you should turn off the radio when driving a car - We need certain crack; - The episode with the armed chase is quite passable, but depends heavily on the behavior of the NPC (or in other words, on luck).