Don't you dare milk someone else's cow
Terrible and just a nightmare mission. The story tells about how in a small village there is a showdown over the fact that Joe Dirty Pipette milked Farmer Will's cow, and the country boys don't just leave it like that! Taking some weapons, farmer Will goes to disassemble. Meanwhile, in another part of the countryside, a detachment of US Marines is on an important mission - drinking village moonshine. But here's the problem - it turns out to be cheap booze and the soldiers were poisoned. Captain Bullshit sends a soldier who is the only one who did not drink (driving) named Harrington (or Huddinson, no one knows for sure) to destroy the moonshine tank and thereby avenge the detachment's massive diarrhea.
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As you can see from the reviews, the mission is very good. Download, comment.
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P.S.S I am not responsible for damage from this mission. Don't ask me how I know this. I just know.
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Don't play it!! I'm crazy about this nonsense that is happening on the screen! What it is? At night, I received an incomprehensible DYOM file with a request to install THIS. "Curious Varvara's nose was torn off at the market" Now I'm sitting in a psychiatric hospital and eating soup with meatballs. By the way, if they put you in a psychiatric hospital, go to Nizhny Novgorod! They give you something to eat!
God. A nightmare! I will give marks on a 10 point scale, but I am afraid to write the number 10 in the comments! One of the missions is so terrible that I broke the monitor and jumped out of the window. Now I'm in the hospital. People, don't play THIS
Not bad at all, but who the hell am I kidding?! I was sent this file at night and after playing I realized that it was terrible! I'm still shaking. Because of this mission, I became blind and deaf! And most importantly, the author told me that if I write a bad review, he will kill me! To hell with all of it! If anything, my name was Kuzin Ilya!
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P.S. Looking forward to your review. From anyone. I want to be famous. Please
P.S.S I am not responsible for damage from this mission. Don't ask me how I know this. I just know.
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